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Dear Tech Support Team:
Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processes that took up a lot of space & valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5 and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't Seems to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
'A Troubled User'------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !It is also almost impossible to delete Wife 1.0 return to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is also impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support)
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING: under any circumstances,
DO NOT install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not be supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Thanks & Regards
Tech support
